I’m a Ruddy Very Inspiring Blogger Now

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My good friend, Marigold has just nominated me for this Very Inspiring Blogger Award. She got nominated on her Versus Blurb blog, which is a good read, if you like a mix of fiction, book reviews and little anecdotes and stuff. Very nice indeed.

Of course these awards are a bit of an old pals act. “You scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours.” You could say that they are just an invented way of getting more people to look at what you’ve written. I would say that there’s nothing wrong with that. We all used to pull together in the war and help each other out where we could. Arthur Knaggs, the local butcher used to scratch my back by getting my beef dripping on a regular basis, no questions asked. And never you mind how I scratched his. suffice to say it was a mutually beneficial arrangement, a bit like what this is, where everybody gives each other awards and congratulates each other on getting them.

Anyway, thanks Marigold. I will remember your kind gesture. I often think of you when I am doing the washing up in your gloves.

I got nominated for one the other week called One Lovely Blog. So I know the ropes. You have some “duties” to perform, but you can normally get away with changing them around a bit to make them easier. I think that Marigold had already done that, so I will just copy and paste what she put. (Hark at me, I never even went near a ruddy computer when I was alive and now Im copying and pasting and adding photos to the clipboard as if I’m Mister Ruddy Spock out of Star Trek!)

1. Thank the blogger who nominated you, and link back to their very inspiring site.

2. Mention the rules. But it doesn’t say you can’t break them

3. Nominate who you think should receive this lovely award (and let them know on their sites).

4. Tell the blogging world something they don’t know about you.

Right… Well I have taken care of number one and number two already, so that leaves three and four.

What I am going to do with three is think of five blogs that I didnt link to last time, and then add the five that I did link to last time at the bottom. They all qualify as inspirational. Here they are. (in no particular order)

Words Escape Me JB is a young poet from Salford. He talks a lot of sense although he can be a bit crude at times.

bdhesse This young lass is no relationship to Rudolph Hess, which is a good thing as he was one of those Nazis who supported hitler. No, bd has her head screwed on a lot firmer than that. She writes some inspiring little pieces about herself and her thoughts. Always a quick and entertaining read

Write Dorne – Putting Life into Words I like this Blog because she talks a lot of sense about blogging. She is also a Yorkshire lass like me and lives near Scarborough. Which is a seaside town which may not be quite as charming as Withernsea, but is still worth a visit.

Folakemi Odoaje I always have a soft spot for Africans writing about their lives. Folakeme lives in Nigeria and she is not shy about writing about stuff like vaginal fistulas and other women’s issues. She says it how it is, and she has some shocking stories about what its like out there. Very Inspiring.

Literary Mind Lust. Reenee is a filthy so and so who writes what some people might call “erotica” whatever that’s supposed to be when its all at home. I think my Raymond used to have a box full of it in the garden shed. She nominated me for the One Lovely blog award, so I am now nominating her for this one. Fairs fair.

Red’s Wrap. Jan is an inspiration… She writes ruddy marvellous and honest stories about her family, and plenty else besides

Must be This Tall to Ride. Matt is a lovely man, who understands that all men are a bit soft in the head. I think that he is a bit hard on himself though.. Maybe a few sessions with Reenie Denver would sort him out.

Cabbage and Semolina. Cathy used to be a headmistress, so she must have something about her.. her blog has some lovely stories about her childhood in the 1950s.

Gotta Find a Home. Dennis talks to homeless folk and writes about it in his blog. He is a lovely person, as are the people he talks to.

Storytime with John. John is a primary School Teacher. Maybe Cathy used to be his boss? He writes lovely, funny, self depreciating stories.

There are plenty of other blogs that I enjoy. If you aren’t in the list, sorry. Maybe I will write about you the next time somebody nominates me for one of these awards.

Right. Now to think of something about me that the blogging world doesn’t know

This is hard, seeing as how I write a load of stuff about me on an almost daily basis, so its all out there in the blogfish bowl already. and I had to do something similar when I got that other award. Any road.. I’ll think of something…

… HA! I once got given some iron on name labels for my clothing. My sister Pearl got me them for Christmas. She said that they would help me identify my stuff if it ever got mixed up with anyone elses. “Fat chance of that” I thought. I threw the ruddy things out. Why would I want my name ironed inside my ruddy knickers. They are itchy enough as it is!

And if you can take inspiration from that, God love you!

 

One Lovely Blog

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So, Reenie Denver nominated me for this “One Lovely Blog Award” malarkey. I reckon that she is only trying to get around me because I called her a hussy, but I speak as I find, and her blog “Literary Mind Lust” reminds me of those ruddy magazines that my Raymond used to hide in his shed. He thought I didn’t know about them, more fool him. Filthy so and so.  Still, thanks where thanks are due… Thank you Reenie!

Any road: there are apparently rules to this lark….
A nominated blogger doesn’t have to accept the award, but if they do, they should…
1) link back to the person who nominated them
2) list these rules and display their award
3) share seven facts about themselves
4) choose some indeterminate number of blogs to nominate .

So here are seven facts about me…

1) I never believed in life after death when I was alive
2) You don’t need your glasses when you are dead, but if you manifest yourself in the realm of the living through someone who wears glasses, then you will need their glasses.
3) If you manifest yourself in the realm of the living through someone who has toothache, you will experience the toothache all through the manifestation.
4) The same goes for an itchy arsehole.
5) I am convinced that I am “better off dead.” Not that I had a particularly miserable life. It’s just that on the other side it’s ruddy marvellous.
6) Having said that, I don’t hold with people topping themselves. Bad times never last forever, and the pleasures of the afterlife are always going to be there, so you aren’t going to miss them.
7) I have always been happy with the way I look. I’m no ruddy oil painting, but I suit me, and I’m the one that counts.

And here are some blogs that I always look forward to reading

Red’s Wrap. Jan is an inspiration… She writes ruddy marvellous and honest stories about her family, and plenty else besides
Must be This Tall to Ride. Matt is a lovely man, who understands that all men are a bit soft in the head. I think that he is a bit hard on himself though.. Maybe a few sessions with Reenie Denver would sort him out.
Cabbage and Semolina. Cathy used to be a headmistress, so she must have something about her.. her blog has some lovely stories about her childhood in the 1950s.
Gotta Find a Home. Dennis talks to homeless folk and writes about it in his blog. He is a lovely person, as are the people he talks to.
Storytime with John. John is a primary School Teacher. Maybe Cathy used to be his boss? He writes lovely, funny, self depreciating stories.

There are plenty of other blogs that I enjoy, but right now, these are my top five. If you aren’t in the list, sorry. Maybe I will write about you some other time. My head is spinning right now from the business of adding all these links!