Auntie Doris’s Guide to the Zodiac #8. Gemini: 22nd May – 21st June


The thing with Geminians is that they should have been born twins, but something happened to the twin at an early stage in the mother’s pregnancy, and it never developed beyond the size of a walnut. Of course those Geminians who actually are twins should have been triplets, and those that are triplets should have been quadruplets, and so on and so forth. Usually no one ever knows about the undeveloped twin, not even the mother or the midwife, but the survivor always has an inkling, nagging away at the back of their mind, that they are somehow incomplete.
Of course, this can lead to classic split personality syndrome, as the Geminian will try to compensate for the missing brother or sister by actually becoming them at different times. As a result you often see Geminians talking to themselves, and some of them can be right two faced so and sos, who will say one thing to your face and another thing behind your back. Sometimes they will even say it to your face, like the time our Madge said that I was a spiteful old bat who knew nothing about the paranormal. And all because I told her that it wasn’t copydex that her Frank had spilled all over her Woman’s Realm. She wouldn’t believe that he would react like that over a knitting pattern for leg warmers.
My advice to any Geminians reading this is simple. Steer clear of walnuts (they only bring back painful memories) and keep your unkind thoughts to yourself. You know it makes sense.
Famous Geminians: Norman Bates, Salvador Dali, The Andrews Sisters, Bruce Wayne, Ghandi.

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